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A Review of Vanilla Ride by Joe R. Lansdale by Chadwick Ginther - Wednesday, Jul 08, 2009 at 2:15pm

Good ol' boys Hap Collins and Leonard Pine return to star in their first new adventure in eight years, Vanilla Ride. What starts as a simple favour for a friend -- rescuing his granddaughter from her deadbeat, drug dealing boyfriend -- quickly has the the duo at odds with not only the local law, but the Dixie Mafia.

If all you know of Texas is Cowboys football and Dallas reruns, get ready to see a different side of the Lone Star state. Joe R. Lansdale's novels, set in East Texas, the region the author calls home, is brought to life in vivid and colourful detail.

Hap is a man with the gift of gab and a weakness for southern women. Leonard is a gay, black army vet who's unlucky in love. The camaraderie between the two is fantastic, highlighted by Lansdale's gift for (admittedly, profane) dialogue which I feel is unmatched in crime fiction. Despite being gifted at general mayhem, planning is not the partners' strong suit. It usually involves an argument about who's going in the front door, and who's taking the back. While this approach works quite well against the bottom rung of the Dixie Mafia, as Hap and Leonard keep irritating the crime bosses, the stakes rise higher and higher, culminating in a legendary and lethal hired gun Vanilla Ride looking to cash in on the bounty put on their heads.

In addition to being an Edgar Award winner for his crime fiction and a Bram Stoker winner for horror, Joe R. Lansdale is in the Martial Arts Hall of Fame, so when he sets his characters to beating the hell out of each other, you feel every punch, kick and low blow from your chair as the reader.

Lansdale has another Hap and Leonard adventure in the works, and the earlier novels are being reissued in gorgeous trade paperback editions. I've read a number of the author's other books and short stories, but this was my first run in with his crimefighting (and committing) duo.

It won't be the last.

Categories: Reviews, Staff Pick, Mystery & Crime
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Vanilla Ride - hardcover
by Joe R. Lansdale - $16.95 - add to cart

In this Texas-sized thriller, Hap Collins and Leonard Pine—best friends, freelance troublemakers, and tough guys with good intentions—find themselves in the crosshairs of the Dixie Mafia....

 

SAVAGE SEASON - trade paperback
by Joe R. Lansdale - $15.95 - add to cart

A rip-roaring, high-octane, Texas-sized thriller, featuring two friends, one vixen, a crew of washed-up radicals, loads of money, and bloody mayhem.Hap Collins and Leonard Pine are best f...

 

MUCHO MOJO - trade paperback
by Joe R. Lansdale - $15.95 - add to cart

Hap and Leonard return in this incredible, mad-dash thriller, loaded with crack addicts, a serial killer, and a body count.Leonard is still nursing the injuries he sustained in the duo's ...

 

BAD CHILI - trade paperback
by Joe R Lansdale - $9.50 - add to cart

With his trademark knack for gut-busting laughter and head-splitting action, Joe R. Lansdale serves up a bubbling cauldron of murder and mayhem that only he could create.Hap Collins has j...

 

2 BEAR MAMBO - trade paperback
by Joe R Lansdale - $16.50 - add to cart

Full of savage humor, heart-stopping suspense, and a cast of characters so tough they could chew the bumper off a pickup truck, The Two Bear Mambo is classic country noir.In this rollicki...

 

LEATHER MAIDEN - trade paperback
by Joe R Lansdale - $18.95 - add to cart

Abrash amalgam of terrifying suspense, raw humor, and intriguing mystery that unfolds in the vividly rendered shadowy lowlands of East Texas.After a harrowing stint in the Iraq war, Cason...

 

SANCTIFIED & CHICKEN FRIED THE PORTABLE - hardcover
by Joe R. Lansdale - $37.50 - add to cart

 

Lost Echoes - trade paperback
by Joe R. Landsdale - $15.95 - add to cart

Since a mysterious childhood illness, Harry Wilkes has experienced horrific visions. Gruesome scenes emerge to replay themselves before his eyes. Triggered by simple sounds, these visions...

 

Bottoms - Trade Paperback
by Joe Lansdale - $24.95 - add to cart

Winner of the 2001 Edgar Award for Best Novel.When young Harry Crane discovers a mutilated body in the river bottoms, a cold fear grips the region and racial tension nears fever pitch. Ha...

 

BUMPER CROP - trade paperback
by Joe Lansdale - $22.95 - add to cart

Joe R. Lansdale compiles and introduces 26 of his own favorite and most violent dark horror tales in this review of his work. "God of the Razor" introduces the dark god behind serial kill...

 

HIGH COTTON - trade paperback
by Joe R Lansdale - $23.95 - add to cart

 

Sunset and Sawdust - trade paperback
by Joe R. Lansdale - $16.95 - add to cart

In the middle of a cyclone, beautiful, red-haired Sunset Jones shoots her husband Pete dead when he tries to beat and rape her. To Camp Rapture’s general consternation, Sunset’s mother-in...

 

MAD DOG SUMMER & OTHER STORIES - trade paperback
by Joe R Lansdale - $20.95 - add to cart

Joe Lansdale returns with his characteristic dark take on the horrors that lurk beneath the surface of mundane life in this collection of short stories and novellas. Originally available ...

 

BUBBA HO TEP THE KING OF ROCK VS THE KIN - trade paperback
by Joe R. Lansdale - $15.95 - add to cart

 

DRIVE IN A DOUBLE FEATURE OMNIBUS - trade paperback
by Joe R. Lansdale - $15.95 - add to cart

 

PIGEONS FROM HELL - trade paperback
by Joe R. Lansdale - $8.95 - add to cart

Based on the short story by Conan creator Robert E. Howard.

 

ZOMBIE TALES THE SERIES VOL 01 - trade paperback
by Joe R. Lansdale - $19.99 - add to cart

 






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