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John Dies at the End

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ISBN: 9780312659141
format: Trade paperback
series: John Dies at the End
pages: 480
publisher: St. Martin's Press
pub. date: 2010-09-14

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NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

STOP.

You should not have touched this book with your bare hands.

NO, don't put it down. It's too late.

They're watching you.

My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours.

You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, aboutthe sauce, aboutKorrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're underthe eye.

The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me.

The important thing is this:

The drug is calledSoy Sauce and it gives users a window into another dimension.

John and I never had the chance to say no.

You still do.

Unfortunately for us, if you make the right choice, we'll have a much harder time explaining how tofight off the otherworldly invasion currently threatening toenslave humanity.

I'm sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the verydark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind:

None of this is was my fault.

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